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Song Parodies -> "Foster Children"

Original Song Title:

"Window Shopper"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Foster Children"

Parody Written by:

Super Heroes In Training

The Lyrics

OH, i should have never have got kids in the 1st place
Never ever

Yo I got the children fostered
Yellin at me, don't think I know why
Why did I get the children fostered
Evry day they be askin for shit I can't buy
Don't know why i got the children fostered
Gonna cost me loads for their lessons to drive
I still got the children fostered
It was my wife's idea, so i guess i'll have to try

Ever since I got them they been moanin and cryin
Its as if they starvin children that be hungry and dyin
Get to bed so late ma lady is cryin
Got a dollar to our name all the shit that we buyin
Got 2 boys and 2 girls always argue
They have a fight and wreck the fireplace made of marble
I thought it would be easy but they all worth a million
They rip all my magazines with pictures of Paris Hilton
its not they fault they dumped by they parents
Even though they never learnt the meanin of sharin
7:30 evry mornin i hear they damn voices blarin
but you can't blame them for being such youthful vermin
Get in the car now, and put ur fuckin seatbelt on
I'm late for work but they moanin moanin moanin
Got a 3 door car, not really very helpful
Cuz the little bastards kep growin and growin and growin

Yo I got the children fostered
Yellin at me, don't think I know why
Why did I get the children fostered
Evry day they be askin for shit I can't buy
Don't know why i got the children fostered
Gonna cost me loads for their lessons to drive
I still got the children fostered
It was my wife's idea, so i guess i'll have to try

2 hours late for work because of my children
If it weren't against the law i'd get ma gun out and kill them
Council hated me since they got adopted
I hate their fukin guts jus cuz they know that i'm not rich
Take 'em on a holiday they get lost on beaches
I feel as if i've been cursed by Jesus
On the plane its worse cuz they cryin and squirmin
Like I said before they jus 4 little vermin
Takes 2 hours for the fridge to go empty
I get arrested if i just slap them gently
As if they gettin lessons 'bout how to screw with brains
Evry night and day they givin me migraines
Window smashed so who get blamed
I throw them out in the rain
But the kids keep bawlin, bawlin, bawlin
They better come in, before the social services come
Because the neighbors callin, callin, callin

Yo I got the children fostered
Yellin at me, don't think I know why
Why did I get the children fostered
Evry day they be askin for shit I can't buy
Don't know why i got the children fostered
Gonna cost me loads for their lessons to drive
I still got the children fostered
It was my wife's idea, so i guess i'll have to try

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Orange_crush - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
lol f*ckin well funny 5-5-5

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