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Song Parodies -> "Weatherman's Ambition"

Original Song Title:

"Hustler's Ambition"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Weatherman's Ambition"

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The Lyrics

I've wanted to do a parody of Hustler's Ambition for a while now because I love the song so much but I couldn't really think of a great topic to write it on so, in a brainstorming session in the back of my schoolbus, I came to the conclusion that I would write it about a weatherman after Fifty "suggested" it in a line. Enjoy!
(Yeah,
Clear skies,
Slight chance of rain,
Wind from the north,
And snow,
It's real cold,
Back to you),

America got a thing for the weather, man,
They need me,
To know if there's a hurricane blowing through or if it's just a little breezy,
I take pride in what I predict, I'm no scandal,
Up there with my green screen, holdin' my baton handle,
The meteorologists are confused as how,
I can tell what I tell by the height of the clouds,
Look at me, every day, I am on TV,
People focused until I say "Back to you, Kathy",
I build an empire on a green screen,
Everyone know that I'm the weatherman,
Checking for rain and any chance of snow,
Sit back before you head to work,
Don't be a jerk,
I'll tell you where the traffic is the worst,
Snow after snow,
You know?
Homie, I'm just here forecasting,
Everlasting,
Watch out for showers on your way to your job,
Some for just hit the Three,
You can't see,
So driving down that way is definitely out of the question, but Five's free,

I'm out to save people stress in life,
Make it better,
I track every single cloud in the sky,
All together,
I know that if I ever predict wrong,
I'm tarred and feathered,
As of today, though, I'll be right here for you,
Sayin' the weather,

I don't know nothin' "bout modeling or forming cement bricks,
But I know about fog and temperature snow sticks,
I hop on the radar, people are believing me,
I'm undefeatable, almost, seemingly,
Check my logic, high pressure blows in from the south,
Stay tuned at 10, I'll tell you what that's about,
Denver's 60 degrees, ten more than Seattle,
And in San Jose, it looks like a good day to break in your saddle,
I'll tell anything, I'm a weatherman, I know how it goes,
I've seen hurricanes and the worst of the snows,
And hail storms, I've seen plenty of those,
And droughts so dry, you cannot turn on a hose,
It's outrageous, debated,
It's syndicated,
If weather was a religion, I'd be their one key prophet,
Now get a load of me, all day, heed what I say,
Because I can predict if there was another ice age,
The weatherman,

I'm out to save people stress in life,
Make it better,
I track every single cloud in the sky,
All together,
I know that if I ever predict wrong,
I'm tarred and feathered,
As of today, though, I'll be right here for you,
Sayin' the weather,

Weatherman's ambition,
Tune your TV, listen,
See my vision,
See the rain start dumpin', the thunder thumpin',
The rest of TV means nothin',
It's my empire,
Catch me on the green screen showin' finds, never changin' my mind,
I upgraded from 30 seconds to 3 minutes,
I raise the forest fire threat when moisture is in debt,
I've got the energy to win,
I love it like it's a sin,
Telling you to drive cautious, wheels are gonna spin,
Make plans to make it to your destination today,
Not on the Five, just pick another way,
127th was beat up, but it's back in shape,
And the Richter Scale's telling me it's gonna shake,
I'm like channel three's number one rated man,
And my dressing room's full of letters from fans,
The fans watch me say it's icy,
Don't stop quickly,
People, please be careful when you're out on these streets,
Back to you,

I'm out to save people stress in life,
Make it better,
I track every single cloud in the sky,
All together,
I know that if I ever predict wrong,
I'm tarred and feathered,
As of today, though, I'll be right here for you,
Sayin' the weather.
Alright, Huslter's Ambition - down. When I'm Gone and Welcome 2 Detroit - still to come.

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