Oh!
The Mac feels so much better than the XP,
So much better!

Man, you's a Windows convert,
Mad at M.E., I think I know why,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
Downloading bugs, watching your hardware fry,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
On the internet, tryin' to get a harddrive,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
PC's so slow, it's making you cry,

Videos editing flies silky,
While your PC gathers dust, it's filthy,
It's funny how these people hold it like it's sacred,
Play your Xbox and stop trying to fake it,
I've got an iMac and I download anything,
Without worrying "bout bug catching,
You know I don't care "bout your software,
I've got iLife and that's all I need while you bear,
Through everyone insisting they must share,
Every single copyrighted piece of software,
Everybody mad when their PC crashes,
I'll be laughing when you bury the ashes,
Man, my firewall's down and I'm multitasking now,
When I'm programming-ramming-ramming,
On the int'net downloading and flaming the n00bs,
For their spamming-spamming-spamming,

Man, you's a Windows convert,
Mad at M.E., I think I know why,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
Downloading bugs, watching your hardware fry,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
On the internet, tryin' to get a harddrive,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
PC's so slow, it's making you cry,

My Mac smiles at me when it's turned on,
While your PC smokes like the logs it'll be burned on,
When it comes to videos, your PC starts lagging,
Nagging, crashing, error flagging,
You knew we won with Office integration,
And I could sit all day watching icon animations,
You've got Windows Media, I've got iTunes,
You sit and swear at the codecs while I swoon,
Sure, our mouse only has one button,
And internal workings are eternally stuck in,
But you can run and tell your best friend it's not the same, man,
After a day with it, you'd swear it had a brain, man,
Listen man, Windows Service Pack and illegal software cracks,
Man, you downloading-loading-loading,
Mine flies past but you'll be waiting there "till the 2008 voting-voting-voting,

Man, you's a Windows convert,
Mad at M.E., I think I know why,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
Downloading bugs, watching your hardware fry,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
On the internet, tryin' to get a harddrive,
Man, you's a Windows convert,
PC's so slow, it's making you cry.