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Song Parodies -> "Comic Meet"

Original Song Title:

"Candyshop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Comic Meet"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

I love the original, but I think it's about time for someone to take the air out of that balloon...This is the Candyshop song seen through the eyes of a complete geek. Enjoy!
Yeah,
Uh-huh,
So seductive,

I'll take you to the comic night,
I'll weaken you with kryptonite,
I'll dress you in a cape and tights,
And show you my x-ray sight,
Oh!

I'll take you to the Marvel club,
I'll let you see my ticket stub,
From when I met Lord Xegratub,
In the galactic Zorgan hub,
Oh!

You can have it your way, how do you want it?
Should I recite half of Star Trek or sing the issue 12 sonnet?
Lightsaber's rising,
Ok, let's go to the next level,
The room's jammed packed like a strike on the old rebels,
I bring it down for you, baby, it's simple,
Got Star Trek info, don't know what you're in fo',
In the webring or in the back of my X-Wing,
On the moon of any planet, it's whatever you're seeing,
I've got a real first edition,
I'm love seen wrong,
You've got your friends teasing you whenever I call you a Klingon,
Tell me how you want it, baby, a while,
Do you want to use the Force or do it herd of wild Gundark style?
I'm a seasoned cadet when it comes to gettin' naughty,
Want to see my captain's log? You can beam me up, Scotty,
I try to explain, girl, in the best way I can,
My lightsaber only extends when there's a Jedi master at hand,
(Ha ha),

I'll take you to the gamer clique,
I'll let you play with my joystick,
I'll let you know my secret trick,
Move here and double-click,
Oh!

I'll take you to the gaming store,
I'll engage you in exciting lore,
I'll help you reach level 64,
Don't stop until you reach high score,
Oh!

Girl what we send,
(What we send),
On AIM,
(AIM),
The things we write,
(Things we write),
Never leave the night,
(Oh yeah),

Sing it to me, baby, long like Helga,
We'll be searching under the covers like the Legend of Zelda,
You ain't never seen nothin' like this befo',
Because people never used to produce games rated AO,
As soon as we get together I feel supa',
As I take out my goombas and koopa troopa,
Isn't it ironic? How ironic it is to take screenshots,
While you gobble balls like Pac-Man and I don't mean yellow dots,
I touched the right spot at the right time,
D-pad or shoulder buttons, they're both fine,
So seductive, you should the way she squeals,
When I Pwn her with my l33t mad hax0r skillz,
If she ain't stoppin', then I ain't stoppin',
She's rakin' up extra lives "till my jaw is droppin',
But if she's not, then it's not really worth the hassle,
Oh God, our princess is in another castle,

I'll take you to the hacker's den,
I'll let the raw code begin,
I'll sweet talk you on MSN,
And we can hack the Doom engine,
Oh!

I'll take you to the download site,
I'll nibble on your megabyte,
I'll turn on your backlight,
And swap parodies on AmIRight,
Oh!

Tonight's the night that you can fall in love,
(Oh!)
I'm a geek to the core!
This one is recorded, here's my page:http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=157790

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Uberalex - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome again iisryan! 555!
Yet Another Dutchman - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"Swap parodies on AmIRight?" That is an insult, sirrah! [proceeds to read Transformers Generation One US, issue 71, "Surrender," which features an ultra cool raid of Shockwave and Starscream upon Scorponok's headquarters towards the end] (I only WISH I was making this up...)
iisryan - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha, settle down, Dutchman, I love this site as much as anyone else :)
emenem - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
hi ass hole
mony - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
niiiiiice
Christie Marie M - September 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Love the OS and the parody! I am a hard core gamer myself! Final score: 555!

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