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Song Parodies -> "In Da Trilogy"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In Da Trilogy"

Parody Written by:

Maverick Marks

The Lyrics

This is a great educational song that summarizes the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
IN DA TRILOGY

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Bilbo
It's your birthday
We gonna' party like it's your birthday
We gonna leave the Shire "cause it's your birthday
And you know Gandalf wants the ring, so don't be enraged

[Chorus] 2x
You can find me in the pub, sitting with my buds
My neck carries a ring causing all my fuss
I do not seek death, I am seeking Mount Doom
So join my Fellowship, if we got some room

When I heard a low grunt, we tried to hide in a shrub
When I roll 9 deep, there's always goblins in my mug
Now that I roll with Sam, everybody sees his scorn
Before Borimir was killed, he tried to warn us with his horn

And Samwise ain't nothing changed
New town, new stuff
I see that Gollum in a rut, this ring caused him bad luck
We're always on the move, we saw that Gandalf fell in a pit
I've been stabbed with a sword, but I don't feel I should quit
Near da woods, called Fangorn, two hobbits are sought
Hey Gimli, I think that Aragorn has found their spot
But, holla, Middle Earth, for sure, they tell you I'm loco
When the plan is to turn the bad ring into charcoal
I'm losing focus, man, I'm losing my mind
Faramir wants my ring and he's being unkind
And Treebeard said, we're killing the orcs, we're killing our foes
Merridoc and Pippen, are you ready to go

Chorus x2
You can find me near a shrub, Fellowship is done
I still carry the ring, always on the run
I do not seek death, I am seeking Mount Doom
No help for my grand quest, Feel the dread and gloom



Bridge
My sword, that glows to kill my foes
This fancy weapon they call Sting
My ring, my cause, my curse, my quest
Look Gollum I just threw up and I'm still aching

I just hate it, Gollum used me as bait
Oh, I'm mad, a spider attacked me with haste
I'm the guy in cocoon hanging to my dear life
Moved in the dark night, I wish that I could just fight
Minas Tiruth is a place where the battle's on
If we get some new troops, then that battle's won
I think the city's on fire, man, people are burned
If we're talking about the ring wraiths, then I am concerned
I'm gonna let Sam carry me and hope that he can climb up
If Gollum jumps, then let him jump, I'll run the rest of way up
Someone just climbed upside my head, bit my finger right off
He died with that evil ring

Chorus x2
You can find me in the pub, sitting with my buds
No longer with the ring causing all my fuss
I did avoid death, Sauron found his own doom
So I will board the ship, I'll be leaving soon

Ha Ha
Don't try to follow us down the river either
I'm In Da Pub all the time, with Gan, Gandolf
Frodo Aftermath
Ha Ha

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Some parts of this has beautiful pacing, and some parts have really good lines, some other parts are so and so, so I hesitated between all 4s and all 5s, but since you're new here I'll go with the cheering on alternative: 555. :-)
Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
There are those who believe there cannot be enough LOTR parodies. This is Exhibit A for the counterpoint.
Maverick Marks - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Both of you thanks for the comments. Since I am new to this site, I thought the link to the actual song recording would show prominently on the website. Check out the link below the song to see how you rate the song when you actually hear how the song came out to music. Thanks alot for voting.

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