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Song Parodies -> "Labour Mp"

Original Song Title:

"P.I.M.P"

Original Performer:

50 cent

Parody Song Title:

"Labour Mp"

Parody Written by:

M parody

The Lyrics

I sent this in before, but i don't think they put it up, because i missed one verse. But now, here is the full version!
I don't know what you heard about me
But I ain't dating cheryl thats not me
But I just can't believe you can't see
That i'm a top class Labour MP (*2)

Now Cheryl she's in da house, making lunch and tea
While me and Tony Blair go through what we need to see
That Brian White, Tony blair and Michael Maurice gonna
See cheryl do an ugly dance the pay 'cause they wanna
I split the money we earn between my labour friends
And hour later we're spending the money till it ends
We trick people in the country to vote for us
We also get the hard pub guys to cheer for us
They like my suite they like my tie they liked my Labour speech
They're from Trafanga is it 'cause I practise what I preach
I ain't that Democrate who's trying to win fair and square
I'm that Labour person breaking 'em 'cause I don't care
Tony could care less about how Cheryl looks today
They've got kids anyway so Labours here to stay
Look baby it's simple you can't see
Yo messin' with me, yo messin with a labour MP!

I don't know what you heard about me
But I ain't dating cheryl thats not me
But I just can't believe you can't see
That i'm a top class Labour MP (*2)

I'm bout politics you see, girl you can worship me
If your messing with me, i'm a labour Mp
Now what you see on Tv, Tony blair's speech see
How it feels to be with a Labour MP
Roll in the money for me, you could watch TV
And see my speech see, I'm a Labour MP
Girl we can pop some champagne and we could have a ball
To celebrate how, The labour party won it all
We could live a cool life never go to the mall
And when could hang up on on any ordiner than calls
Labour will fight fight back, if they should fall
We can kick out conservatives make 'em real small
All the other partys are dumb
I'm your friend your father, your labour Mp PLUMB!

I don't know what you heard about me
But I ain't dating cheryl thats not me
But I just can't believe you can't see
That i'm a top class Labour MP (*2)

I've told you fools before, i'm staying with Labour
I keep a suite case of money, and my favourite shaver
I study hard all night till I get confused
Maybe i'll go to M&S and buy some new shoes
Im shopping for suites in summer they're cheaper
Man this suite you can have it i'll find one i prefer
Man politics come and go, but you never know
We have a lot of time off, that's what you don't know
Margret thatcher when out of power roamed the street
One time I walked along she tried to bite my feet
A poor begger begged for money I gave him bread
Anyone try put us out power I'll smash their head
Put the lib dems out of power, I pay you big
I'm from Labour you see, i think you're just a pig
No-one likes us very much at all
So how we get back into must be a TRICK

I don't know what you heard about me
But I ain't dating cheryl thats not me
But I just can't believe you can't see
That i'm a top class Labour MP (*2)

Well in hollywood they say there's no buisness like show buisness
Well in the Labour party, there no b'sness like politics
See I don't really talk fast at all but if I do all you need to do is to
tell me to slow down.
I edited some words here, to make it suitable for this site. But all and all this is a parody i'm proud of

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