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Song Parodies -> "Barber Shop"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Barber Shop"

Parody Written by:

Chris Gallego

The Lyrics

I know there already so many dang parodies of this song...what's one more gonna do to ya?
[Intro: Barber]
Yeah...
Uh huh
I'm a cut it

[Chorus: Barber and Client]
[Barber]
Welcome to the barbershop
I'll let you have a lollipop
If you let me give your hair a chop
I'll shave just a little off the top (whoa)
[Client]
Since I'm in the barbershop
Take away all the hair I've got
Just give my hair a clop
But don't shave where I tell you not (whoa)

[Verse 1: Barber]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
Get on that chair, I wanna see you get on it
My shaver's ready to shave off your hair
It would be nice if you just sit still in that chair
I'll shave it off for you, baby it's simple
Whoa! I didn't know that your head had pimples
Nevertheless, that's hair's gotta go
"Cos right now you sure lookin' like a hairy ass ho
Got the magic clippers, they clip off your hair in a second
Huh, girl you got more flakes than I had reckoned
Oh dear, girl, this hair's gonna be quite a problem
But you know what I do about problems? I solve "em!
I'm a get your hair wet, so it's easier to cut
Sorry that there's hair fallin' into your butt
I'm tryin' to explain to you, why there's so much hair on your hands
Wait a minute you're not a girl, Oh my gawrsh, you're a man!

[Chorus]

[Bridge: Barber & Client]
Girl how I shave (how you shave)
It's all the rave (all the rave)
I'm quite a nut (quite a nut)
To give your hair a cut (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: Barber]
I'ma cut your hair, nice and fast
Look, I already said I'm sorry that there's hair on your back
But I never dealt with hair quite like this before
"Cos you one hairy ass whore!
Soon as you came through the door, I started to panic
Instantly I knew your hair was gonna be manic
Isn't it ironic how hairy some people just are
Had me thinking 'bout that time that Robin Williams pulled up in his car
But that's not for now, that's for another time
I'm nearly done, now I'm on the behind
Of your head, it's quite a mess
You have a lot of hair, as I've already addressed
I ain't stoppin', to givin' this hair a cuttin'
Don't worry, I'll stop at nothin'
To get this haircut, all finished and done
I almost forgot you were guy, well I've gotta run!

[Chorus: Barber & Client]
[Barber]
Welcome to the barbershop
I'll let you have a lollipop
If you let me give your hair a chop
I'll shave just a little off the top (whoa)
[Client]
Since I'm in the barbershop
Take away all the hair I've got
Just give my hair a clop
But don't shave where I tell you not (whoa)

[Chorus)


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