You said I'm an Asian, cause I never fail any
You said I'm an Asian, cause I need a haircut
You're not a friend of mine
You want to hear me whine?
Why do you think I'm gonna immigrate across the line?
I do it when there's time, I'm goin' never mind
I visit rodeos just to teach these white boys how to rhyme
That donkey's so fine; I had to pay a dime
An ass like that, got to be one of a kind
I use it all the time whip it to make it move
It's caught up in a groove
And all it does is poo
It knows it can't run, but it can sound a pun
My grandma was 94 when she went to be a nun
We gonna work the line, I'm working 8 to 9
If ya'll burn down my home, I'm gon' steal your wife

You said I'm an Asian, cause I need a haircut
You said I'm an Asian, just because I'm not tall
Went to the pool hall, gonna play some 9-Ball
I've been hustlin' a short time, and never won nothing
You said I'm an Asian, cause I'm looking like one
You said I'm an Asian, cause I'm in a Rice car
Going to Sandi's, just so I can get some
Before she and I have started, I am already done

Too salty! It's too bad, you cooked it wrong, granny
What the (freak) happened to you?
I got the sickest Integra, and the color is chedda
And if you touch my radio, I'm gonna have a vendetta
Now Sandi says I'm a sweetheart, getting big from hamburgers
I showed them, now I'm dead - I need to do better
I look good, but that's because she's writing my papers
I tried to get in her pockets only she will not let me
Be easy, get trained or you'll get your whole bed wet
She's helping me move that same ol' statue
I'm sellin' tubs of gel, so I could move out
But I can't go nowhere because I need to fix the grout

You said I'm an Asian, cause I need a haircut
You said I'm an Asian, just because I'm not tall
Went to the pool hall, gonna play some 9-Ball
I've been hustlin' a short time, and never won nothing
You said I'm an Asian, cause I'm looking like one
You said I'm an Asian, cause I'm in a Rice car
Going to Sandi's, just so I can get some
Before she and I have started, I am already done

I saw Godzilla, dressed like a gangsta
Me I am not a Chink, man and she is San-di
Me I'm an Asian, and I'll admit it
But it's me you see on the food labels
I enhance it, baby, and this food's so tasty
You getting' what you paid for, the meat's greasy
When I grew up, hanky, I sold things on that street
If you stand really close you be feelin' my heat
Mommy's sayin' that it's salty, how?
I'm drivin' with rims the size of Lil' Bow Wow
What do you know 'bout his persona and his grains
He needs a haircut, car covers and gem things, huh

You said I'm an Asian, cause I need a haircut
You said I'm an Asian, just because I'm not tall
Went to the pool hall, gonna play some 9-Ball
I've been hustlin' a short time, and never won nothing
You said I'm an Asian, cause I'm looking like one
You said I'm an Asian, cause I'm in a Rice car
Going to Sandi's, just so I can get some
Before she and I have started, I am already done