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Song Parodies -> "Neverland"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Neverland"

Parody Written by:

Leavemealone

The Lyrics

This is better than the coconuts version
I'll take you to Neverland
on the way I'll hold your hand
At the trial and in the stand
Say you didn't get molested by this man (woah)


Will you take me to Neverland?
Can you dress up as Peter Pan
At the trial I don't care what my mother says
I'll tell them I got molested by my dad (woah)




Im going to have it my way. How do I want it?
You're going to back that thing up while I push up on it.
Temperature rising Ok lets go up a little
Your energy is drowning let me give you some skittles
I'll break it down for you little boy it's simple
If you hop in my ride you can later on hop on my ride
So where do you wanna do it anywhere is fine
At the beach or in the park long as it's dark
I got the dancing stick Im a weird person
We can have PG rated sex without the cursin
Wanna show me you can dance too, no problem
When you get tired we can bounce around in my low rider
We can take perscription drugs and mix it with some cris
You can read a porno mag while you play with my stick
Im trying to explain little boy the best way I can
i'll melt in your mouth not in your mom's hand (whoopee)




I'll take you to Neverland
on the way I'll hold your hand
At the trial and in the stand
Say you didn't get molested by this man (woah)


Will you take me to Neverland?
Can you dress up as Peter Pan
At the trial I don't care what my mother says
I'll tell them I got molested by my dad (woah)


At the trial (at the trial)
When they pull out my file (pull out your file)
I want you to say it's indinial (indinial)
Say it was your dad, Kyle (my dad)

I want it cancer style nice and slow
If you want i can give you a private rodeo
You never seen a leaf like this before
Because you aint never climbed a tree like this before
Soon as we came through the door I was pullin on his zipper
It's like a race who can undress each other quicker
You think it's erotic how my dong looks in a thong?
I know you'll be thinking about my ass after im gone
I'll tickel you all night all the time lights on or lights off
I like your behind you should see him when he wines
Like a cry baby he wines all the time
I'll do it like R.Kelly mabey i'll tape it
and mabey I can prove to the jury that im not a rapest
(you wanted to)
And mabey they will bust into Neverland
To pay my lawyer I will have to sell it again. (Awwwman)





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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Pamela anderson - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!!damn it!
Yet Another Dutchman - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know the pacing to this song, so no vote, but... I've read my share of MJ parodies and this one seems a bit over the edge. Even offensive. Coulda been smoother, but, hey, Fiddy ain't smooth either.
Iknow - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This is tight i don't know about ya'll but this dude is funny. Make another one
Neo - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
dude you didnt make a parody of the verses. plus child molestion isnt funny when you take it to that level. Ive seen funnier MJ paradys
daniel - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
not as funny as other neverland parody but it is good 444

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