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Song Parodies -> "Zerky's House"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 cent

Parody Song Title:

"Zerky's House"

Parody Written by:

We Hate David Zerks

The Lyrics

This is about an annoying person in our school named david zerk, who weighs about 20,000 stone (not literally)
Yeah...
So fat
So heavy

I'll take you to zerky's house
I'll let you eat the fridge
Go baby don't you stop
Keep going 'til you pop

I'll take you to zerky's house
where you will be eaten by a 500 pound mouse
I'll have you drinking all the pop
Keep going 'til you pop

You can have it your way, how do you want it
Stacked up with massive burgers and chips
He's sweating ok he tried to move
his burger's almost done he's in the groove
Let's have a buffet he'll be up all night
He'll be the first one to take a bite
If he's over your house don't let him eat
only feed him mushrooms and wheat
He's the food doctor
He can make you a burger
Wanna show me how you cook it baby, no problem get the burgers on top (of the grill)
He'll eat it until he pops
He's out of food
And sh*t he's in the mood
try to run to the loo
coz he's coming for YOU

I'll take you to zerky's house
I'll let you eat the fridge
Go baby don't you stop
Keep going 'til you pop

I'll take you to zerky's house
where you will be eaten by a 500 pound mouse
I'll have you drinking all the pop
Keep going 'til you pop

Girl what he eats (what he eats)
And where he eats (and where he eats)
The things he eats (things he eats)
Are just between him and McZerk's (oh yeah)

Give it to zerk baby, nice and slow
stuff it in him mouth c'mon he'll grow
You've never seen flab like this before
Cause he aint never put on weight like this
Soon as he comes through the door, she get to the feeding through the zipper
It's like it's a race who can eat it quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch you eat his McZerk's
like that time when you ate my burger
he thinks he's healthy yeah right
he has a McZerky's everynight
So fat you should see the way he flabs about
His hips so slow mo' on the floor when he moves
Long as he aint stopping, homie I aint stopping
Triple wet with sweat, man its on and popping
All his food all his food, he ain't stopping
And he's gonna eat the McZerky meal (free toy), now every crum is gone

I'll take you to zerky's house
I'll let you eat the fridge
Go baby don't you stop
Keep going 'til you pop
I'll take you to zerky's house
where you will be eaten by a 500 pound mouse
I'll have you drinking all the pop
Keep going 'til you pop

I'll take you to zerky's house
I'll let you eat the fridge
Go baby don't you stop
Keep going 'til you pop
I'll take you to zerky's house
where you will be eaten by a 500 pound mouse
I'll have you drinking all the pop
Keep going 'til you pop

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