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Song Parodies -> "Neverland"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 cent

Parody Song Title:

"Neverland"

Parody Written by:

coconut

The Lyrics

this song is in michael jackson's point of view about little boys (it's a little weird)
intro:
Yeah...
Uh huh
Little boys...

Chorus:
I'll take you to neverland ranch
I wanna lick your lollipops
Drink some Jesus juice
Keep drinkin' til you get drunk (woah)
I'll take you to neverland ranch
Stick my hands in your pants
I wanna molest you all night long
Keep molesting til your parents find out (woah)

Verse 1:
I can have it my way, however I want it
You gon' get in my bed or do i have to force you
Don't tell on me, i don't wanna go to court again
My bed is jam packed, hot with 10 little boys
You remind me of Macaulay Culkin, I wanna share a bed with you
If you're a little boy, come to neverland
In the bed or in my sleeping bag
On my carousel or ferris wheel, it's whatever boys like
Got my bubble gum, I'm the molester
Have your parents askin if you got molested
Wanna sleep in my bed Macaulay, no problem
Let me lick your head and have you call me daddy michael
I'm the best molester when it comes to lickin heads
After I lick your head we can have some more Jesus juice
I'm trying to imagine you as Macaulay Culkin
You melt in my mouth boy, not in my hands (ha ha)

chorus

bridge:
Macaulay what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (don't tell)

Verse 2:
Oh little boy, you're so hot
Let's climb the giving tree, look down over the land
You aint never seen a sight like neverland
Cause you never been here before
Soon as you come to my room I start lickin your head
Isn't it hot let me get you some drugs and Jesus juice
Sleep with me tonight, I'll be thinkin bout you long after i go to jail
I lick your head and slowly move down..
Lights on or off, whatever the boys want
Little boys, just the way i like it..
Don't squirm little boy, I won't bite
Just promise not to tell when you get back to your mommy
It's always fun here, especially in my bed
Don't be afraid to come to neverland, you'll like it
We can drink Jesus juice and i might give you some drugs

chorus (2x)

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Mitch O - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
It was a great idea but terrible parody. And it was rather disgusting...
leavemealone - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
It was cool but u cant rhyme a bit i can make it better
daniel - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
you guys and/or girls wouldn't know funny if it bitt you inthe ass!!! 555!!!!!!

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