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Song Parodies -> "In THe Tug"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In THe Tug"

Parody Written by:

Tobin Shepherd

The Lyrics

Ho' Ho' Ho' Ho' Ho'
Ho' swabby,
It's your captain,
All hands on deck now cuz,
It's your captain,
We gonna set sail now cuz,
It's your captain,
You know we don't give a ____ I'm not your captain

You can find me in the tug
Givin' ship a shove
Ocean liners need me
For a little love
Pull'n up to dock?
Well, I'm your main tug
Don't look from up above,
if you need a tug. (repeat 2x)

When I cruise up to the dock,
You see the tug on dubs,
When I'm pullin 20 ships,
You know there's muscle on this tug,
When I come your way,
Now you better show me love,
When your ship is Sparklin'
You know that's a mighty tug
But my duties ain't never changed,
I pull,
Ships Up!
I see a boat off in the cut
Now it's time to steam up
When I walked on the land,
Shorties confused me for a lubber or wimp
Rock my peg leg wit out even a limp (I'm alright)
On the deck
My maties sayin'
“Cap'n you Hot!”
Their right on, And correct now
Just like Mr. Spock
Full rudder and half yoke
Lets go,
in a circle
My plan,
is to help out,
the boats of the locals.
Neutral Buoyant man,
Will leave you far behind,
Got this Cruise from Nugril
At the end of my line.
This lassie says,
She diggin my patch,
down to my peg leg
Her liner just run aground and she's ready to go. (pull me)

You can find me in the tug
Givin' ship a shove
Ocean liners need me
For a little love
Pull'n up to dock?
Well, I'm your main tug
Don't look from up above,
if you need a tug. (repeat 2x)
My Boat
Pulls loads
Which bring me dough.
That tug
Earned me
These shiny things
My bird, my hook, my look my crew
Arr matie just hook up and it's no thang.


I'll be tugging
way more than I'm weighing
freight okay,
I just keep makin the bacon
Bilge rat
From afar
sailing dem
seas right
keep my
schedule tight
now I'm
off to the bank (right)
when my tug gets a pulling
off the dock and it's on
I toot my horn
And listen No reply? I'm gone
If you need a pull man
Just let me know
Cuz I got extra coal
That I'm itching to burn
Just watch those waves rolling
As my tally number piles up
By eight
Pulling freight
Eating fruit roll-ups
Just your typical day
in the life of a tug.
Come on Engines full steam


You can find me in the tug
Givin' ship a shove
Ocean liners need me
For a little love
Pull'n up to dock?
Well, I'm your main tug
Don't look from up above,
if you need a tug. (repeat 2x)


Pulling ships ain't no hill of beans neither
We cruising the ports at all times
so tug, tug on
Next in line

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