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Song Parodies -> "21 Answers"

Original Song Title:

"21 Questions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"21 Answers"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Here's a solo take on 21 Questions, as answered by DJ Jennifer, my partner-in-crime. And best of all, there's also a guest spot by Beyonce Knowles included.
(DJ Jennifer)
Chicago, baby! You're blazin' with DJ Jennifer, you gotta love it
I just wanna chill and kick back, catch the moon in my Cadillac
You drive me crazy, man I need to see you and feel you next to me
I got everything you need and I like your smile and I don't wanna see you cry
Here's my answers that you gotta hear and I hope they answer your questions, babe

(Beyonce)
Yeah...it's easy to love you now
But I'll love you if you're down and out
I will still have love for you, yeah
It's easy to love you now
But I'll love you if you're down and out
I will still have love for you, yeah...

(DJ Jennifer)
If you fell off tomorrow, I would still love you
If you didn't smell too good, I would still hug you
You can get locked up and sentenced to a whole century
But you can count on me to be there and support you mentally
If you went back to a hoopty from a Bimmer
I won't poof and disappear like most of your friends
If you get hit and you're hurt I'll be at your side
And when it's time to put in work I will be there to ride
I'd go out and kick it with my girls, you chill and drive
These are my answers to show you how I feel inside
If you ain't cool cause you flipped burgers at Mickey D's
I won't be ashamed to tell my girls I'm feelin' ya
In the bed, use that tongue, cause I'd love that
If you wrote a love letter, I would write back
Now let's get that drink, you know a nightcap
And let's just do what we like, I know we like that

(Beyonce)
Yeah...it's easy to love you now
But I'll love you if you're down and out
I will still have love for you, yeah...
It's easy to love you now (Whoo!)
But I'll love you if you're down and out
I will still have love for you, yeah...

(DJ Jennifer)
And I won't leave you if my mama found out you were thuggin'
I do believe you when you tell me I'm the one you're lovin'
But I do wish you wouldn't ask those 21 questions
I'm your soulmate, I already know you're a blessin'
I will trust you enough to tell you my dreams
But even I don't know how I got in these jeans
If you were down I would say things to make you smile
I treat you how you wanna be treated, and I'll show you how
If you were with some other chick and someone happened to see and when I asked you about it and you said "It ain't me!"
I do believe that, won't up and leave you
Our love is that deep if that's what it takes for other girls to be gone
Cause we're all humans and we make mistakes
To make it up, you can do whatever it takes
I love you like a fat boy loves cake
You know my style, I'll do anything to make you smile

(Beyonce)
Yeah...it's easy to love you now
But I'll love you if you're down and out
I will still have love for you, yeah...
It's easy to love you now
But I'll love you if you're down and out
I will still have love for you, yeah...
I can love you in a Jaguar, I can love you on a bus
I got 21 answers, and they're all about us
I can love you in a Jaguar, I can love you on a bus
I got 21 answers, and they're all about us

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Josh - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This is so stupid, you just flipped the questions around and restated them. ANd its not even like geniuosly like Eminem flips stuff on rappers. You should re-write this stuff before I send Steve Bartham after you (Cubbie Cubbie Cubbie! :snatch:)
Frankie - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah I agree with Josh... the lyrics are very close to the original, because all you did was restate the questions with the answers, and it wasn't funny, and it wasn't making fun of anything... like you're suppose to do in parodies.
Stacey aka B.B.P - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
yea thats wack and i dont mean to put it out like that but like dude up there said u jus flipped it around and its not really orginal get ya own stuff then bring it out bring it out
Steaver370 - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
It's a pretty original idea.
Rob-Rizzle - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Ay yo Freddie C is yo man, rob-rizzle i can help you out with that parodie. in order to write an effective parody, one must relax the mind to its fullest potential. Here is a mantra for you, say it over and over and you may just have a profound realization: "I AM WEE TODD DID. I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID!"

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