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50 Cent

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C-H-I-M-P Apologies to 50 Cent
Chorus 2x)
I don't know what u heard about me
But you won't get a banana out of me
No flack, no germs u can't see
That I'm a banana munching C-H-I-M-P

Now chimpy she has some grub and in the misty forest
She got a thing for that lychee, that acorn, that guava
Her favourites are strawberry and banana
She's feeding chimpanzees they pay her cuz they want her
I spit a little see and my game got her
An hour later had her ass up in an ape saga
Them ticks giggle in they ear saying they prickle everywhere
I got an itch on my chest trying to get a stink in the air
She like my pile, she like my smile, and she like the way I walk
She from the jungle, think she like me cuz I don't stalk.
I aint that ape trying to holla cuz I want some head
I'm that ape trying to holla cuz I want some bread
It's all about sex cuz we're too primitive to wed.
Itches that positively irate and come and stay wiv the kid
Look apey this is simple u cant see, that I'm a banana munching C-H-I-M-P

(Chorus 2x)

(Verse 2)
I'm by my honey u see, monkey u can holla at me
If you rucking with me, I'm a C-H-I-M-P
Not what u sees on TV, no picnic and no P-G!
Palms full of fruits n shit... I'm a C-H-I-M-P
Come monkey around with me, if you curious to see
How it feels to be with a C-H-I-M-P
Roll in the grass with me, you could swing off a tree
Beat our chests and loaf "ooh Whee" , I'm a C-H-I-M-P
Girl we could pop monkey brained, and we could have a ball
We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all
We could really shout and, climb up a wall
If ever you need some one, I'm the one u should call
Ill be there to push u up if ever u should fall
If you got lice on your head, I'll pick 'em off be they big or they small
That other gorilla u be with aint about sh!t
I'm your friend, your mate, we muck in a muddy ditch

(Chorus 2x)

(Verse 3)
Shirty, I told u fools before, I stay with whom I chose
I keep almonds, some seeds, and some fruits
I holla and I scratch till I got a itch diffused
She got no dress, me I got nothing but poo
I'm stopping all gorillas, calling on a zookeeper
Ape you know, you could have her when I'm done with a weeper
Ape b!tches come and go, every chimp and chump they know
They say mystique but you aint gotta keep it on the
Chimps, tutor me how u swinging in the trees
Put grass up my nose own u get your ass beat
Now lick my bottom b!tch, hear none, see none, enough said
The last gorilla she was with put itches in her head
Get yours oh! Off like a rocket; and barge against the b!tch
Cuz I need 4 sweet zee's and they mess with bamboo sticks.
Go make the chimp twitch, I aint afraid of kitsch!
Catch a stick, take a sh!t....break a stick

(Chorus 2x)

Yea, In Hollywood they say there's no business like show business
In the forest they say there's no business like monkey business
U know
See I crawl a little fast, and whatever you want to ask
I'll pull a few faces for u and scratch that iTCH
Hahaha, Yea
This might just make you go bananas!

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ADD - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Kinda racist in the "See That Little Monkey Run" sense.
John - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
How is it kinda racist????. Monkies are animals.....your interpretation is racist not the lyrics. If the original was by someone else you wouldnt be saying the same.
Harry - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! This is GREAT! Very witty and original. MORE MORE MORE! Just like John, I don't see how the parody is racist. He's talking about chimps and monkeys. You know, those furry animals?
Alexandra - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
50 Cent is worth about 50 cents... but your parody however is very funny and original! :)
last word - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
if chimp is racist to 50 cent, then i want the pillsbury doughboy pulled from commercials because it is a racist stab at me!
stealing the last word - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
50 cent is a chimp!

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