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Song Parodies -> "Within The Dancing Facility"

Original Song Title:

"In Da CLub"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Within The Dancing Facility"

Parody Written by:

Logan Scholfield, Eric Schmidt, Mike Zaret, Parker Ferguson

The Lyrics

White translation of "In Da Club". Basically In Da Club, from the point of view of a suburban white kid who uses big words. Written as a joke last Spring just as the song was getting huge. The meaning to some lines had to be changed to keep the translation rhyming, but only rarely. Lead vocals by Logan Scholfield and background vocals by Eric Schmidt, Mike Zaret, and Parker Ferguson. Look at the lyrics to the parody side by side to "In Da Club" lyrics and compare. SHIZAH WILLINGHAAAM!
Advance, advance, advance, advance
advance, advance, advance female
It's the date of your birth
We're gonna celebrate as though it's the date of your birth
We're gonna sample Bacardi as though it's the date of your birth
And you know we don't care a bit it's not the date of your birth

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the dancing facility where alchohol is an impossibilty
Mother I have that ecstasy if you wanna increase your desirability
I prefer fornication, I am not a fan of being cannoodled
So come embrace me and see the whole kitten caboodle

Upon my arrival you see the Mercedes on large wheels
When my entourage has 20 people they all have their knives concealed
Africans heard I played with Andre, now they give me their respect
When you make profits like Marshall the prostitutes will want to get you erect
But friend nothing has changed - whores fall, acquantances rise
I see Alvin in the cutt, can you make that stuff that gets us high
If you observe my interraction with the females, you'll see i'm quite a tease
Several bullets have penetrated my endoskeleton, but i have no lingering injuries
In the suburbs, the females say "you're cute for sure"
They enjoy my style, they'll embrace me as though I amTupac Shakur
But call out in New York, negroes will tell you that I'm bonkers
And the intention is to add the rhythm-talking scene to my list of conquers
I'm very fixated friend, legal tender is on my mind
I must negotiate this transaction and i am still undefined
A female reported she was enjoying my manner and sensing my tempo
Her girlfriend longs to be bisexual and we are happy to go

[Chorus] (2x)

My cadence, my display earned economic profits
That helped me obtain quality merchandise
My abode, my autos, my basins, my treasures
Look black man I have made it and I've not changed

Frankly, you should enjoy it, much more than you hate it
Why are you angry friend? I figured you'd be pleased that I made it
I'm your buddy by the bar that endorses the good life
You're that negative nelly that's trying to hold me back, right?
When the blood rushes to my penis in the dancing facility
I'll blink at your lady friend, I plan on taking her fertility
If the roof is engulfed in flame, could you do me a favor and let it burn?
If you're speaking of coinage friend, well that's none of my concern
I'll let you in on what Carlton told me, he said "go ahead and change up your aproach
If the boy's dislike, let them dislike
You won't have to fly coach"
Or we can hit you in the cranium with a bottle of alchoholic beverage
You'll have knowledge of our location

[Chorus] (2x)

(laughing) Please don't pretend that you are unaware of our past either friend
Within the dancing facility quite often friend, this party will pick up in due time
White unit!

Do you prefer those apples?

[Sped up voices]

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Know 1 can hear you dream - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I had to give it low on pacing, but Im guessing that wont matter to you since that wasnt the point here. Original. 5 Funny. 5 on overall too dispite the pacing thingie. :-)
Michael Pacholek - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you a five on pacing to offset all the sticks in the mud. Bill Maher would approve: He's been doing this for years. A particular favorite is "Move Your Posterior In a Reverse Motion." a/k/a "Back That Ass Up."
deedrah chad - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it was clever, original, and down right funny. Now when older people ask what the song is saying, i have a translation.

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