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Song Parodies -> "Monsta'"

Original Song Title:

"Wanksta"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Monsta'"

Parody Written by:

Stockton

The Lyrics

Halloween's just around the corner, so why not do a halloween parody?
Boooo, yeah
It's Stockton, aka Zach's brother
Bring it down
I got some trick-or-treatin' to do, before I die
And I ain't got time to waste
Let's do it

You say you a monsta', but you never scare nuttin'
You say you a vamp'er, and you've always sucked buddy
Your costume's somethin' I'd
Find on the street curb side
What makes you think that I'm-a runnin' from this stupid guy
This happens all the time, that ghost sheet is a crime
So hurry up, there's candy, yo, the Starburst is all mine
What's with this old dime? You givin' coins this time
A treat like that, must've lived in a coal mine
I'm treatin' everytime, eat candy 'til I die
Hey, teeth, it's rottin' time
My dentist's gonna whine
His costume ain't right, he think's that he's so tight
He's at the co'na', throwin' eggs, but we know that's a crime
Trick-or-treatin' time, I do it 3 to 9
But he's so ridiculous, I do both laugh and cry

You say you a monsta', but you never scare nuttin'
You dressed like a rock sta', you won't hit the charts, buddy
It's from Party Unverse, it's pre-made, you know nuttin'
You been doin' this a long time, and you won't scare nuttin'
You say you a monsta', but you never scare nuttin'
You dressed like a diva, there's the street post, start struttin'
It's from Party Unverse, it's pre-made, you know nuttin'
You been doin' this a long time, and you won't scare nuttin'

Man, Jarry, hey listen, you think your that scary?
Are you trippin' here, dude?
You made that costume from litter, you're some weird lookin' critter
It's so darn funny, you quitter, you the ghost of John Ritter?
Is it from mommy or sister, maybe from baby-sitter
That's just a spattin' spitter, it makes me wanna jitter
It ain't good, it just seems it came from the sh*tter
Your costume must be the worst one, it sure ain't sweet, man, it's bitter
It's cheezy, stop the madness, your costume's the sadest
Your candy bag can't mean that you are the best
You better stop the buzz, that bee suit's no good
'Cause you won't go nowhere as a ghost in this 'hood

You say you a monsta', but you never scare nuttin'
You look like a posa', 'Nilla Ice is more frontin'
It's from Party Unverse, it's pre-made, you know nuttin'
You been doin' this a long time, and you won't scare nuttin'
You say you a monsta', but you never scare nuttin'
You dressed like a squia', but your king is all chuklin'
It's from Party Unverse, it's pre-made, you know nuttin'
You been doin' this a long time, and you won't scare nuttin'

You ain't no monsta', you ain't no creacha'
You ain't no demon, what can you be, be
You ain't a pranka', you ain't no cranka'
Oh, what are you dude, make it easy
Your costume is crazy, it's harder than it looks
If that costume is somethin' you stole, you one bad crook
So, what ya do, patna', you gonna go trick-or-treat
If you watchin' close, then you can score some good hersey
People sayin' they gonna get chocolate, how?
We walkin' 'round with big bags called pillow sheets, wow
What you know about candys and ol' jelly beans?
Next to me, you've got the worst costume I've ever seen, dude

You say you a monsta', but you never scare nuttin'
You say that you're Homesta', I guess that's a good sumpin'
It's from Party Unverse, it's pre-made, you know nuttin'
You been doin' this a long time, and you won't scare nuttin'
You say you a monsta', but you never scare nuttin'
You dressed up like Laa Laa, teletubbie, I'm runnin'
It's from Party Unverse, it's pre-made, you know nuttin'
You been doin' this a long time, and you won't scare nuttin'
If you're offended by the John Ritter part, I'm sorry. Especially if you're Amy Yasbeck.

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