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Song Parodies -> "In Da Bathroom"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

Original Performer:

50 cent

Parody Song Title:

"In Da Bathroom"

Parody Written by:

Maria Michelle Roberts

The Lyrics

In Da Bathroom

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go shawty
It's yo birthday
We gon' poopy like it's yo birthday
We gon' take a dump just like it's yo birthday
And you know we don't give a crap it's not yo birthday

You can find me in the bathroom
Readin' 2 magazines
Look, Crystal I got yo toilet if you inna takin' dumps
I'm inna havin' peace, I ain't inna gettin crump
So come bring yo' Glade if you inna poopin' lumps

When I run to da stall and I close the door
When I pull down my pants, & they fall to the floor
Peeps heard I hadda go now they come to see the show
When it sounds like an earthquake, and I think I'm gonna blow
But Homie can't hold back, man it's smellin' so stout
It's stank, and a whiff of this might just knock you out
If you hear how I fart, you mistake me for an elephant
Been silent sometimes, but man, what a stench
In da hood tha fellas sayin' Ria, you're caught
They smell me, well they smell them tater tots
But how them midway peeps tell me I'm stinky
It must be from last night when I ate that Twinkie
I'm feelin' bloated man, my poopin' on my mind
Gotta spill out my meal then I'll be feelin' fine
Now shorty said she smellin' my fart, smellin my toot
Just give me some laxative and I'm ready to poot


That corn, those fries, that chicken strip
They didn't seem to settle right
My tums, my beano, my pepto biz
Look playa, I still had gas last night

And it's creepin' up on me I really gotta fart
You know I can't stop going once I start
I'm that cat in the stall with diarrhea all night
You that cranky bad chick complainin' bout the smell right?
When it's dark, I be sittin' on the can, it's on
With my toilet paper, I be using it till it's gone
If the roof on fire, let tha motherfreaker burn
Cause when I'm on the crapper, homie I ain't concerned
Imma tell you stay homie go watch the toilet fill up
If the john is over-flowing, watch the potty spill up
You know there ain't no need to shove
You know where we freakin' be


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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 31

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Wolveroses - February 15, 2003 - Report this comment
that was good. it's nice to see someone else to a song by 50 Cent.
P.I.M.P. - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
you did good kid
Mxpx182chic - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
That is pure talent to make parody that good!! Good job!! :O)
fish - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
How on earth do u get to listen to it, I was looking for the sppof with english guy in da pub. Does anybody know, Plesae tell me, go to In my guestbook plaese tell me where to go and i shall be very greatful
Jamal - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Man how da #$@# this #$%^ grade higher din my man Detroit kid's parody
Straight Whipped - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay dude thats fully random!!
Steaver370 - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Ugh... I would rather eat penis on toast than listen to that one.

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