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Song Parodies -> "The Bithday Song"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"The Bithday Song"

Parody Written by:

Chris Jones

The Lyrics

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Gordy,
It's your birthday.
I need a SpongeBob Magnetic Storywriter.
We gon' set up that Harry Potter streamer.
And I hope I get a new Candy Dispenser.

You can find me in the tub, playing with my rub,
a dub, I'm gonna stick the duck in the bathtub,
cause it's about six, And it's time for me to go,
so come get in my way if your into getting shoved.

You can find me in the tub, playing with my rub,
a dub, I'm gonna stick the duck in the bathtub,
cause it's about six, And it's time for me to go,
so come get in my way if your into getting shoved.

When I pull out up front, you see the crepe paper streamers.
When I roll Spider-Man, Hope I get the web slinger.
Mothers heard I like to play, got a cd by Dr. Dre
Hope I get some Eminems when they put that Pinata up.
But homie ain't get what I want, so frown, back up.
I seen a boy with a toy, hey gonna kick his head clean off.
If you watch how I move I'm walkin' headin' straight for that shrimp.
Been hit wit a few bats but I dont walk wit a limp.
In the hood, in L.A. they saying "You get what you want".
They like me, but here all they got me was a couple of socks.
But holla N' now I'm runing for em' tell you I'm loco.
And the plan is to put that crapy kid in a choke hold.
I'm fully focused man, you on my mind.
I got a bat in the head and now I lay on the ground.
Now shawty sad she started crying, but I told I didn't know,
her girlfriend said bye and then we were ready to go.

You can find me in the tub, playing with my rub,
A dub, I'm gonna Stick the Duck in the Bathtub,
Cause it's about 6, And it's time for me to go,
So come get in my way if your into getting shoved.

You can find me in the tub, playing with my rub,
A dub, I'm gonna Stick the Duck in the Bathtub,
Cause it's about 6, And it's time for me to go,
So come get in my way if your into getting shoved.

Aunt Loe, my bro got me some doe.
That bought me all my fancy things.
Your fibs, you fools, bought me, my Tools
Look now your face I must rearange.

Cake had me timid, why I know'd you baked it.
Homie you mad? I thought that you'd be glad that I ate it.
Cracked a cat by the bar cause it looked at my wife.
You that fool who bought me that album by White Stripes?
My kunkles get to poping and you know it's on.
Look at the guy in the kitchen, if he smiles he gone.
I'll set your roof on fire, and watch them motha's burn.
Then I'll take all ya money homie, I ain't concerned.
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If you wanna hate let me state,
Half those words are made up.
I'm going to McDonalds and get me real grub,
get all you next year see.

You can find me in the tub, playing with my rub,
A dub, I'm gonna Stick the Duck in the Bathtub,
Cause it's about 6, And it's time for me to go,
So come get in my way if your into getting shoved.

You can find me in the tub, playing with my rub,
A dub, I'm gonna Stick the Duck in the Bathtub,
Cause it's about 6, And it's time for me to go,
So come get in my way if your into getting shoved.

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