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Song Parodies -> "I Bought A Sub"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"I Bought A Sub"

Parody Written by:

Detroit kid

The Lyrics

somewhere at a subways
yo,yo,yo,yo,yo,yo,yo shawty
add some mayonase,we gon eat a sub wit mayonase,we gon drink kool aid but some mayonase and you know what's up add some mayonase
Chorus-just bought a sub,let's hit da club
look mami it's got ham an cheese fo all the thugs
i'm into lettuce,but tomatoes I love
so all I need is an extra buck
Verse 1-in the line I'm gon be in front,holdin about 20 bucks
my sandwich's stacked like a junk heap,it's 20 onions on my sub
homies heard buyin today,now they want some love
I walk out wit subs ya be like what
I got some change hold up,yo sup
I see my dawg in the pad dawg just
if ya watch how I eat may mistake it for burgas or shrimp
in france ate a few slugs but I don't walk wit a limp
ladies sayin ayo you fat
they know that my sandwich be stacked
subways'll tell you I'm loco,an plans to put cousins subs in a chokehold
I'm feelin hungry man,wit ham'n honey on my mind
new subs got a deal wanna make it all mine
momma sayin get out for awhile,I'll give you some dough
get a sub take my keys an get out go Chorus
bridge-got some dough,off da floor,sub wit those fancy things some ham some cheese. I shop at k-mart an I won't change
verse2-you should eat way more then you hate it
you don't like the sub Ithought you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat at the counter eatin till there ain't light
reason is cause I passed out right
my lunch got me munchin on the sub till it's gone
I have my eye on a lowfatter an it's on
if my gut's on fire just let it burn
talkin about excersise I ain't concerned
Ima tell you what Jared told me change the style up
It's gettin late cause I just ate
an watch the toppings pile up
or we can pay for a sub
you know what we eat chorus
Yo if y'all like dat I might just come out wit an new one son you know how we be livien it's da d to da k I'm out

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