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Song Parodies -> "Playa"

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50 Cent

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The Lyrics

It's Wolve aka Sagnastian
Put it down
I got a lot of playing to do before I die
And I ain't got time to waste
Let's run it

You said you a playa but you never get nothin'
You said you a hustla and you need to stop frontin'
She ain't no friend of mine, (huh)
She ain't no kin of mine, (nah)
What makes you think I can get it past the nine?
This happens everytime, right now I'm on the rise
So hurry up and do what you do for the best of times
Hell yeah she so fine, too bad she ain't mine
A face like that gotta be one of a kind
I hit it everytime, inches up to the nine
I just play with they minds
If I pressed rewind
I could never pit game to girls with a rhyme
Been paranoid, now I can do it with just a line
I did the crime, now to do the time
Now I'm playing for my cake and dimes

[Chorus 2X]
You said you a playa
But you never get none
You said you a hustla
And you need to stop frontin'
You try to talk to a girl
You never got a number
You been a virgin long time
'Cause you ain't gettin' none

Dang playa, in high school you were the man, playa
What the hell happened to you?
I got like seven girls, for each day of the week
Or should I say thirty-one girls each day of the month
Now shorty thinks I'm playin' her, 'cause I'm not around
I go out with them once, next time I'll do better
This chick was good but she only wanted my cheddar
She tryin steal from my pockets, I ain't gonna let her
Too easy, stop the hating, this chick's easy to get wet
In the back room with the same six nine step
She did three fifteen and I bugged out
Later I found out that she likes to be thugged out

[Chorus 2X]

Me I'm no hustla, me I'm no gangsta
Me I'm no hata, me I'm jus me, me
Me I'm no wanksta, me I'm no playa
But you see your girl with only me
'Cause I play the game right, this field is easy
A lot of these chicks they seem so sleezy, tease me
By any means, out to get the cake and eat it too
But who only knew, I was just tryin' to help you
These men say they're keeping their wives, how?
Yous have wands smaller than the size of Lil Bow Wows
What you know about the butterfly motion?
That's your excuse, it's the movement in the ocean, huh

[Chorus 2X]

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