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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Wumpscut's, "Churist, Churist"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Feet on the table
Feet on the table
Kunis, Kunis, Kunis, Kunis
The Real Lyrics:
Wiran etejo
Wiran etejo
Churist, Churist, Churist, Churist
The Story: I recently got the album with this song (Dec 2006). I thought that Rudy (Ratzinger) was singing some bizarre ode to "Family Guy" (also "That 70's Show") actress Mila Kunis. Turns out he was actually saying 'churist', and the entire song was written in a language that he made up himself. - Submitted by: Akira

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