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VeggieTales', "Can't Believe It's Christmas"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Row joe!
We're going home with screaming peaks and Bart's a-coming!
Down hay, it makes us wanna die!
The Real Lyrics:
Ho ho!
Away we go with rosy cheeks and hearts aglowing
Hey hey, it makes us wanna cheer!
The Story: The kids are singing when a delivery man delivers a Christmas thing. - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
VeggieTales', "Radio Sweetheart"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Move my beat to the feet down in my brain,
Singing for the people that's how I roll;
Who would guess that a stinky lady
Can sing for the ugly world
The Real Lyrics:
Move my feet to the beat down in my soul,
Singing for the people that's how I roll;
Who would guess that a regular girl
Can sing for the whole wide world
The Story: People moving beats to their feet in their brain Stinky ladies singing for a world. - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
VeggieTales', "Schoolhouse Polka"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Wetter, wetter, wetter, wetter you don't like it.
Wetter, wetter, wetter, wetter a chef naked.
The Real Lyrics:
Whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not.
Weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot.
The Story: Chefs are naked and don't like you?! - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
VeggieTales', "Spanish Gold"
The Misheard Lyrics:
No! It's Spanish Gold for all today, for king and country now we'll never fight.
Our shirts aren't loose, our pants aren't tight!
It's Spanish Gold for all today!
It's Spanish Gold for all today.
The Real Lyrics:
Oh! It's Spanish Gold for all tonight!
For king and country now we fight.
Our shirts are loose, our pants are tight!
It's Spanish Gold for all tonight!
It's Spanish Gold for all tonight.
The Story: Pirates and restaurants colliding? - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
VeggieTales', "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Pirates Who Always Do Everything,
We just go to school and eat all day!
And if you ask us, to do everything, you'll tell me "we do everything".
The Real Lyrics:
We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything,
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll tell you 'we don't do anything'.
The Story: Pirates colliding in school? - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
VeggieTales', "The Rumor Weed Song"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever eaten a king?
A bandit who stole your things?
The ladies only asked for a detective's name on their autograph books.
The Real Lyrics:
Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot I'm told.
He's got lasers for eyes, and a microchip brain, and his skin is terribly cold!
The Story: Weeds popping over a town - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
VeggieTales', "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The practice grew, their prophets died 'til one fateful night,
When the nurse said "If it's all the same to the King, do you want to be a rich man?"
The doctor shrugged like if he was saying 'I don't know'. Then said, "Forget about it!"
To the nurse of the yodeling pickle of the Alps!
The Real Lyrics:
The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day
When the nurse who assisted the doc asked for a raise in pay.
The doctor pondered this awhile, scratched his scalp and said "No way, Jose!"
To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps!
The Story: Doctors and quartets colliding? - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
Veggietales', "Jonah Was a Prophet"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, poo poo! But he really ever got it, go away!
The Real Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
The Story: Pirates and Bible heroes colliding? - Submitted by: Taylor R. Smith
Veggietales', "Jonah Was a Prophet"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Jonna was a profit, woo hoo! But she really never got it, happy but false!
The Real Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
The Story: When I say Jonah, I mispronounced as Jonna. When I say prophet, then I said profit. Ooh ooh is a 'meant-to-be' sentence that I said Woo Hoo. Sad but true became the opposite of Happy but False so that's what I type. - Submitted by: William Broncano

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