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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that water, keep on rollin,
or
No black water, keep on rollin,
The Real Lyrics:
Old black water, keep on rollin'
The Story: The first misheard lyric "Hold that water, keep on roiiln'" made me think of holding a glass of water and pedaling a bicycle in the air. The words "No black water" in the second lyric made me think that there was no black water allowed. In the actual lyrics, black water is the name of the raft mentioned in the song. - Submitted by: Isac
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I hear some Fawcetts six o land,
Pretty mama gonna take me Father Dan.
The Real Lyrics:
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland.
Pretty mama, come and take me by my hand
The Story: I was 4 years old when this song came out and that's how I heard it. - Submitted by: Jerry
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Ol' black woman keep on rollin'
The Real Lyrics:
Ol' black water keep on rollin'
mississipi moon won't you keep on shining on me
The Story: My cousin casually walked over to my house singing a familiar tune. But I noticed the lyrics didn't match. What he thought he was singing was "black water" by the Doobie brothers, but what he wa singing "ol black women keep on rolling" I calmly told him it was the wrong lyric but he insisted he sing it that way. I think this is because of his recent one night stand with a black girl that lives in a trailer a couple of miles down the road - Submitted by: Chase Carrico
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Charlie Crow
The Real Lyrics:
China Grove
The Story: I thought they were singing about me. - Submitted by: Charlie Crowe
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Shining gold
The Real Lyrics:
China Grove
The Story: I know this is true, because I'm the one who got it wrong. I had it wrong from its release when I was a child until a DJ actually announced the title when I was a teenager. - Submitted by: Jesse Hauserman
The Doobie Brothers', "What a Fool Believes"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And he rises to her apostrophe
The Real Lyrics:
As he rises to her apology
The Story: As an adult, it's easy to hear how wrong I was, but this is what my brain heard as a little kid. The earnestness of the vocal styling had me convinced it was some kind of grown-up euphemism that I shouldn't ask anyone about. - Submitted by: J
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