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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
The Story: My boyfriend and I were hanging out with this song in the background when he, in the flirtiest tone ever, goes "I'm YOUR fetus." - Submitted by: Casey
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She bought it
Yeah baby, she bought it
Well, I'm your penis
I'm your fire
And chocolate cyber
The Real Lyrics:
She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire
The Story: Another song to mishear that way, as I remember it. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Well, on your Venus,
On your fire, Georgia fire
The Real Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire at your desire
The Story: The song's use in Gillette's commercial for its new Venus razor made me remember that this was how I misheard the lyrics, hence this submission. - Submitted by: Keith Hampson

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