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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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Rachael Lampa's, "Free (Holla Back Mix)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
What would you say if I told you about a love
That's realer than what you'd find up in a glove?
The Real Lyrics:
What would you say if I told you about a love
That's realer than what you'd find up in a club?
The Story: At the time I misheard this, I was picturing an ordinary glove (the kind worn on the hand), which merely made the lyric sound silly. It wasn't until much later that I learned "glove" is sometimes used as slang for a condom--making for an awkward context. - Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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