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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Nik Kershaw's, "The Riddle"
The Misheard Lyrics:
There's a tree by a river.
There's a mole in the ground
Where a gnome and a baron go around and around.
In his mind there is bacon in the bed on the night.
For a strange kind of fashion, there's a wrong and a right.
Though they'll never, never find the will.
The Real Lyrics:
Near a tree by a river,
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran goes around and around.
And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right.
But he'll never, never fight over you.
The Story: I was only a small child when I first heard this song. I believed these lyrics to be right until 2 years ago on New Years Eve when I sang it on karaoke and I was shocked to see I had got it all wrong. - Submitted by: Amanda Jane Hargreaves
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good?"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My bolt on spirit is frozen to the core.
The Real Lyrics:
My broken spirit is frozen to the core.
The Story: I sang it this way for about 2 years. I always wondered what the heck a bolt-on spirit was. I thought it was some bizarre phrase from the 80's that I had totally missed. It sounded like gibberish to me. Then I found out the real lyrics, and it made so much more sense. Boy did I feel pretty stupid!!! - Submitted by: Miss R Bicker
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The cobra's biting Through each and every nanofibre
The Real Lyrics:
The cold is biting Through each and every nerve and fibre
The Story: Did they even have nanofibres back in the 80s? In my interpretation, I guess they did. - Submitted by: Old Comedywriter
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be good to be in Yorkshire The grass is always greener over there
The Real Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be good to be on your side The grass is always greener over there
The Story: These misheard lyrics made me look up Yorkshire in the encyclopaedia. After seeing pictures of the green sweeping moors and wolds, I remember thinking "Yes! He's right. It would be good to be in Yorkshire!" So thanks Nik. - Submitted by: Matt Ward
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