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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Major Lazer's, "Hold the Line"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I make you jizz vibrate like Pinocchio
The Real Lyrics:
I make your jeans vibrate like a Nokia
The Story: I was really confused about this line for ages, as Major Lazer songs tend to have a strong sexual element, I wasn't surprised to hear the word "jizz". Wasn't sure why Pinocchio would vibrate when he jizzed though... But hey, most lyrics don't quite make sense anyway. - Submitted by: Lawrence King
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Focus, Zydeco
The Real Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
The Story: My kids and I loved this song but couldn't figure out what they were saying for a long time. I walked around singing "focus, zydeco" for weeks. - Submitted by: Dess

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