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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Lonestar's, "Amazed"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
Your chest keeps getting bigger
I wanna spend the rest of my life
Staring at your thighs, forever and ever.
The Real Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
it just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, forever and ever.
The Story: I was at my best friend's homecoming dance, and they played 'Amazed' by Lonestar as the final song. All of a sudden she turned to me and said 'Oh my gosh...it sounded like he just said 'your chest keeps getting bigger!'' It was funny. - Submitted by: Kristin
Lonestar's, "I'm Already There"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm already dead
The Real Lyrics:
I'm already there
The Story: I gave this in tribute to all the people who died on 9/11. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Lonestar's, "Mountains"
The Misheard Lyrics:
When you can't lean on no one else, that's when you find yourself...Five men around, and I've noticed that...
The Real Lyrics:
When you can't lean on no one else, that's when you find yourself....I've been around, and I've noticed that
The Story: My girlfriend and I were driving on our way to Savannah, and she asked me if those were the lyrics. What made the whole thing funny is, SHE KNEW the real lyrics, and talked herself out of them in favor of this little gem. She got to laughing so hard, she almost wrecked the car. To this day, when I'm picking on her, I sing her the "special" lyrics to this song. - Submitted by: Chris
Lonestar's, "Mr.Mom"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Papers smell in a matac dryer.
The Real Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a matac dryer.
The Story: My dad and I had a bet about what the lyric was, and he won! So now I owe him $5.00!! - Submitted by: Stefanie Thomas
Lonestar's, "You Walked In"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You walked in, I'm a thissacourette.
The Real Lyrics:
You walked in, I'm a physical wreck.
The Story: Three years I tried to figure out what a thissacourette might be. By the time I figured it out, I was having too much fun with my own. I still sing it this way. I saw Lonestar in concert last month and I sang my version aloud when they were playing the song. Yes, I got some strange looks, but who cares! - Submitted by: Rainbow Pickle

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