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My Neck My Back (Lick It), Pt. 1 album at
Khia's, "My Neck, My Back"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You might bowl dubbs, you might have sleeves
I gotta d*** b**** with this fella, I mean.
The Real Lyrics:
You might roll dutch, you might have G's
I gotta pick which fella I need.
The Story: One night at a Karaoke bar, my friend was singing this song and she was watching the monitor for lyrics and she accidentally said the wrong thing and got us kicked out for like a month or so. Now that I did some research on Khia's lyrics we can finally go to a Karaoke bar where we can sing dirty songs and not get kicked out. Oh yeah, did I mention she was drunk? - Submitted by: B. Gash

There are more Khia misheard lyrics available.

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