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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Kandi's, "Don't Think I'm Not"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't beat the action
The Real Lyrics:
But I can't be mad at ya
The Story: I thought she was talking about action. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Kandi's, "Don't Think I'm Not"
The Misheard Lyrics:
When you're out in the club, don't pick your butt
Baby when you're out makin love, don't pick your butt
When you're feelin good and somebody stops
Gettin' hot, don't stop
Just don't pick your butt, cuz I'm not pickin' mine
The Real Lyrics:
When you're out in the club, don't think I'm not
Even when you're out makin love, don't think I'm not
When you're feelin good in somebody's spot
Gettin' hot, don't stop
Just don't think I'm not , cuz I'm out gettin' mine
The Story: I was in the car with a friend when I heard this song for the first time and her radio was pretty scratchy.. So I swore they were talking about not picking your butt. It was hilarious! We laughed for weeks. - Submitted by: Sarah Sanders

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