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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Joss Stone's, "Don't Cha Wanna Ride"
The Misheard Lyrics:
A carp is fine
The Real Lyrics:
A car this fine
The Story: When my dad and I were listening to this song, he just suddenly turned around to me and asked, 'Why is she singing about fish?' - Submitted by: Hayley
Joss Stone's, "You Had Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
F*** all the packet of cigarettes.
The Real Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarettes
The Story: I looked up the lyrics for this on the Internet wondering why this was never 'bleeped out'. - Submitted by: Tony Ruddz
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New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.


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