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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Joe's, "I Wanna Know"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, anything you say, Now 2
The Real Lyrics:
Baby, anything you say, I'll do
The Story: I thought at first he was saying Now 2, as in the Now That's What I Call Music! series in the US. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Joe's, "Stutter"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell you're lying, because when you were crying
Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters.
The Real Lyrics:
I can tell you're lying, because when you you're replying
Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters.
The Story: I always thought these were the lyrics to this song for years. - Submitted by: Natasha
Joe's, "Stutter"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I smell cologne, damage zone.
The Real Lyrics:
I smell cologne, damn it's strong.
The Story: I have been mishearing this part for months. I thought Joe was saying 'damage zone' to let the woman who cheated on him know that she caused too much damage with her lying. I looked up the lyrics on the internet and begin to crack up as I compared my interpretation with the actual lyrics! - Submitted by: A.D.G.

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