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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Joan Baez's, "Donna, Donna"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Donut Donut Donut Donut
The Real Lyrics:
Donna Donna Donna Donna
The Story: This song has what may be the most memorably annoying chorus of any folksong I've ever heard. It's stupid and repetitious regardless of exactly what the singer is saying. - Submitted by: Jeffrey
Joan Baez's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
'Till so much cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
The Real Lyrics:
'Till Stoneman's cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
The Story: The song 'The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down' was written and originally recorded by The Band. When Joan Baez covered it, she either purposely or accidentally changed the lyric. I like to think she misheard it because there was no point in changing it, and also because it's comforting to know that musicians mishear lyrics too! - Submitted by: brahman48
Joan Baez's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The night they towed the gypsy to town
The Real Lyrics:
The night they drove old dixie down
The Story: We were listening to my mom's records one night and playing name that tune. 'The night they towed the gypsy to town' was the lyric my little sister came out with, because she'd give lyrics from the song instead of the actual title. It just happened that the title was the same as some of the lyrics. - Submitted by: Amanda
Joan Baez's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Till Sherman's cavalry came and tore down the tracks again
The Real Lyrics:
Till Stoneman's cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
The Story: General William T. Sherman was another US Civil War general. He was actually Stoneman's commander. Sherman was known of his scorched earth policy, so the lyrics would have been fitting to him as well. - Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
Joan Baez's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Till Stonewall's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
The Real Lyrics:
Till Stoneman's cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
The Story: General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson was another US Civil War cavalry general. - Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
Joan Baez's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Virgil, quick come see, there goes Robert E. Lee.
The Real Lyrics:
Virgil, quick come see, there goes the Robert E. Lee.
The Story: Shortly after the Civil War, the Robert E. Lee was a state-of-the-art riverboat; the lyrics are not referring to the man. You'd think a singer of Baez's stature would have cleared permission with Robbie Robertson of The Band, the author of this song, by checking the lyrics before recording them. - Submitted by: Francine Geraci
Joan Baez's, "You Ain't Goin Nowhere"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me a flute
In the gum chute.
The Real Lyrics:
Buy me a flute
And a gun that shoots.
The Story: I always wondered where you could find a gum machine that sold flutes. Sounded like a nice cheap deal to me! I was in fourth grade when I first heard this, and just think what I might have heard if Dylan was drawling this instead of Baez! I rarely understand him. - Submitted by: Terri Powers
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