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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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J-Kwon's, "Tipsy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the club show your t***ies.
The Real Lyrics:
Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy.
The Story: My brother was on an ROTC trip to New Mexico. The song came on the radio, and one of his captains thought those were the lyrics to the song. When they stopped for gas, he started yeliing out those lyrics. He had to be told what the real lyrics were. - Submitted by: Sely
J-kwon's, "Tipsy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Her a** got big when she glanced at my juice
Expression on her face like she ain't bought a tool.
The Real Lyrics:
Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels
Expression on her face like she ain't got a clue.
The Story: I heard this on the radio one day and I was laughing my a** off! I was thinking to myself, 'Her a** got big when she glanced at my juice?? Expression on her face like she ain't bought a tool?? WTF??'. So busting out laughing, I came home and looked up the lyrics. I found what they really were. I just had to submit this, though. - Submitted by: Tyler Edwards

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