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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Goldfrapp's, "Ooh La La"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Teasing your poultry
The Real Lyrics:
Teasing your poetry
The Story: When I remember an episode of Between the Lions called "Poetry Day", Walter and Clay Pigeon confused "poetry" for "poultry". So I guess that's what happened here. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Goldfrapp's, "Strict Machine"
The Misheard Lyrics:
When you send me a bus
For a whale
And your love to me.
The Real Lyrics:
When you send me a pulse
Feel a wave
Of new love through me.
The Story: My friend introduced me to this highly addictive tune and was extremely amused when I told him what I thought they were singing! - Submitted by: Ocean-Sirius
Goldfrapp's, "Utopia"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Fascist Baby ears.
The Real Lyrics:
Fascist babyyyyy!
The Story: My friend is a very dedicated Goldfrapp fan and he also laughed at me for this mishearing. I still sing the misheard lyrics to both this song and Strict Machine. Hell, their lyrics are weird anyway! :) - Submitted by: Ocean-Sirius

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