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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Gazette's, "Agony"
The Misheard Lyrics:
That's the guy who stole my towel.
The Real Lyrics:
Is the next my turn?
The Story: It was the first time I was listening to the song(In fact, it was only the second song I ever heard) and I thought I heard something weird. So I restarted the song and then listened to it over. I thought i had heard wrong, and asked a friend's opinion, and it did sound different. We sat for about a minute listening to the part over and over again, than burst out laughing, and didn't stop until five minutes later. - Submitted by: Ruki
Gazette's, "Filth in The Beauty"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Broked my tea pot...
The Real Lyrics:
Prohibited bud...
The Story: it was one my friends who heard it, he was like..."listen to sounds like 'broked my tea pot!'" and i was like "yeah it does!" i started laughing. now when ever i listen to this filth in the beauty (it stil makes me crack up!) i sing a long saying 'broked my tea pot!' - Submitted by: aAgel
Gazette's, "Filth in the Beauty"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You say you can't moo I moody
Oh don't eat donkey kong shoe off food winny can gackt la watches cool
My mind witches fogs
The Real Lyrics:
Hitei wa yokkiyujou no uso
Mujun de somaru taion
Risei wo kaburu aibu ni
Odori tokekomu shun wa fui ni Kegarawashiku... My mind which falls
The Story: I saw them from a different person on youtube. It made laugh so hard that had I to just make some of my own. - Submitted by: sora M.

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