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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Dolly Parton's, "9 To 5"
The Misheard Lyrics:
One step up on the postman's ladder.
The Real Lyrics:
One step up on the boss man's ladder.
The Story: I wondered why a postman might need a ladder in this song! I assumed he was mailing to a huge skyscraper of an office building. - Submitted by: pickle*
Dolly Parton's, "He's Alive"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Loctive came from everywhere
Drove shadows around the room.
The Real Lyrics:
Light that came from everywhere
Drove shadows around the room.
The Story: My friend and I listened to the song 4 times to find out what it meant. A few days later, we finally realized that Dolly's got an accent. So she made 'light that' sound like 'loctive'. Let's just say we were a bit confused. - Submitted by: Amber
Dolly Parton's, "Here You Come Again"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Messing up my mind, and filling out my census.
The Real Lyrics:
you're messing up my mind, and filling up my senses.
The Story: It actually makes sense - Submitted by: 80sguy
Dolly Parton's, "I Will Always Love You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And Daria will always love you
The Real Lyrics:
And I will always love you
The Story: This was originally recorded by Dolly Parton, later famously recorded by Whitney Houston for the film The Bodyguard. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Dolly Parton's, "Me and Little Andy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Giddy up Charlie horse don't take a pill.
The Real Lyrics:
Giddy up rocky horse down to the mill.
The Story: My sister and I listened to this record a lot, she said I was wrong about the lyrics and bet her house on it! I bet my van. She won. But she was a sweetheart and didn't take my van. - Submitted by: Iceni
Dolly Parton's, "Nine To Five"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Jerking for a ride
The Real Lyrics:
Working 9 to 5
The Story: I was waiting for a taxi to let me in when i was listening to this CD. I knew I was listening to 9 to 5 but my mind was on to get a ride back home. So when listening I kept hearing jerking for a ride instead of 9 to 5!! - Submitted by: Bella
Dolly Parton's, "Two Doors Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Kukla, Fran and Ollie are having a party.
The Real Lyrics:
Two doors down they're laughing and drinkin', and having a party.
The Story: Although it didn't seem to make sense as a lyric, I used to sing this along with the radio until my daughter got older. When she asked me not to sing along if her friends were in the car, I asked why. She told me. I had to get my wife to confirm that my lyrics were incorrect. Alas, I now only sing along when I'm alone. And when this song comes on the classic country station, I still use the 'Kukla' lyric. I guess PBS had a bigger influence on me when I was a kid than I thought. - Submitted by: Floyd
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