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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Chris Brown's, "Kiss Kiss"
The Misheard Lyrics:
In her mind she fantasize
A guillotine
The Real Lyrics:
In her mind she fantasize
'Bout getting wit me
The Story: The boy was about to do a French kiss to the girl (named Antoinette) when she was actually thinking about her boy (named Robespierre) being too radical and fierce to the point of "breaking her heart with a guillotine" - Submitted by: Rt
Chris Brown's, "Pass Out"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I was tryna cut a rug.
The Real Lyrics:
I was tryna cut her up.
The Story: I think my version is better. - Submitted by: Roxie
Chris Brown's, "Run It!"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Is Jermaine on the floor? If he ain’t, let me know.
The Real Lyrics:
Is ya man on the floor? If he ain’t, let me know.
The Story: His pronunciation of “ya man” sounds like “ya main”/“ya mane”, sounding much like “Jermaine” from a distance or if not paying attention - Submitted by: Scheherezade
Chris Brown's, "Run It"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My AIDS ain't gonna slow me down.
The Real Lyrics:
My age ain't gonna slow us down.
The Story: When I first heard the song, I was like, "Dawg, how are you gonna tell everyone that you have AIDS, plus you're a singer chicks are not gonna go with that?" And so I heard the song again with my friend there. He bet me $20.00, it was 'age". Then we looked on the internet. When we found the lyrics, I found out I was short of hearing and $20.00. - Submitted by: Tyrell
Chris Brown's, "Wait"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me your desires, get you higher than a roster.
The Real Lyrics:
Tell me your desires, get you higher than a Rasta.
The Story: I had no idea what a roster was and had no idea how you could get higher than it... after seventy three plays I finally realised. - Submitted by: Roxie
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