Misheard Song Lyrics -> Stories -> Bobby Valentino

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Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


Bobby Valentino album at Amazon.com
Bobby Valentino's, "Slow Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And bless me with your nudity, you cootie.
The Real Lyrics:
And bless me with your beauty, cutie.
The Story: I was sitting, relaxing listening to this cool song. All of a sudden, he was saying stuff like bless me with your nudity. You cootie. What?...Let me listen again. I still heard 'Cootie' and 'Nudity'. So, I went on the internet and found out the lyrics to it. - Submitted by: Tyler Luromi
Bobby Valentino's, "Slow Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But don't turn around
'Cause that playground thing looks good to me.
The Real Lyrics:
But don't turn around
'Cause that pretty, round thing looks good to me.
The Story: Thanks to Valentino's mumbling, if I hadn't have looked up the lyrics I would've been still thinking this song was a sinister affair, especially with that 'playground' reference. Good thing my illusions had been shattered. - Submitted by: Devil Jones
Bobby Valentino's, "Slow Down"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you walking down the road Melrose
Looking like an angel straight out of Elephant Girl.
The Real Lyrics:
I saw you walking down on Melrose
Looking like an angel straight out of heaven, girl.
The Story: What a great chat up line - basically saying someone looks like an elephant-woman hybrid [attractive imagery], but then sweeten the blow by claiming they're angelic. I urge every male worldwide to try that. Guaranteed you'll have one surprise or another on that magical first date. - Submitted by: Devil Jones

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