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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Black Lace's, "Aga Doo"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two two two
Push pineapple, shake the treat.
I've got two two two
Push pineapple brake your feet
The Real Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple grind coffee
The Story: When I discovered the real lyrics I listened to them again and again whilst crying. - Submitted by: Jamie
Black Lace's, "Aga Doo"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two, two, two push my apple shake the tree
The Real Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
The Story: Heard it in a game as an Easter egg of a server, thought it was from some kid's show. - Submitted by: Hello
Black Lace's, "Agadoo"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I got two, two, two.
The Real Lyrics:
Agadoo, doo, doo
The Story: This got played at pratically every dance, party, disco, etc. I went to as a child. And I always thought it was 'I got two'. The fact the dance involved waving two fingers in the air on that line didn't help matters neither. - Submitted by: Mjn Seifer
Black Lace's, "Hockey Pokey"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You put your left boob in your left boob out in out in out shake it all about
The Real Lyrics:
you put your left arm in your put your left arm out you put your left arm out and you shake it all about
The Story: One upon a time there was a hokey pokey. - Submitted by: matthew

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