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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ziggy Stardust that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so he bitched about his fans
Until they crushed his sweet hands.
Original Lyrics:
And so we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather massage
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather messiah
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
So now there's a band called Leather Messiah. Guess I'm not the only one.
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leather missile
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leopard messiah.
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah.
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leopard missile
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lethal messiah.
Original Lyrics:
Like a leper messiah
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his seagull.
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego.
Bauhaus', "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his seagull.
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego.
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to mosquitoes
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego
Apparently a lot of people heard these alternate lyrics and were confused by them.
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with a seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with gazebos
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his Siegel
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his Zego
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with his eagle
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with mosquitos
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with the seagull
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love with the tea girl
Original Lyrics:
Making love with his ego
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we blintzed around his band
and showed the crushes we had.
Original Lyrics:
So we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well Harlem's no white town.
Original Lyrics:
Well-hung and snow-white tan.
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well hung and so white tanned.
Original Lyrics:
Well hung and snow white tan.
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ziggy played the times,
driving us that we were voodoo,
the bitch wins his class,
he was canast,
with God given ass
Original Lyrics:
Ziggy played for time,
jiving us that we were voodoo,
the kids were just crass,
he was the nazz,
with God given ass

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