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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You Don't Mess Around With Jim that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was cut down at Audrey's Place yeah
and he was shot in a couple more
Original Lyrics:
He was cut in 'bout a hundred places
and he was shot in a couple more
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy come boppin' in an awful streak
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you don't flood on Superman's cape.
You don't fiddle the wind.
You don't put the mask on an old, old ranger.
And you don't mess around with him.
Original Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit in the wind.
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
And you don't mess around with Jim.
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you don't put on Superman's cape
Original Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't pee into the wind
Original Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you don't turn on Superman's cape
You don't spin into the wind
You don't hold the mask on an old, Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim.
Original Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim.
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bowery got its bums
Original Lyrics:
The bowery got its boys
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown got his husband
Bow and he got his bumps
Original Lyrics:
Uptown got it's hustlers
The bowery got it's bums
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well her husband fell over the pool room
Jimmy own poppa in offa the street
Original Lyrics:
Well a hush fell over the pool room
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't piss in the wind
You don't pull the mast off an o'zark ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
Original Lyrics:
Now you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim.
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around with Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't pull the mask off the Ozone Ranger
Original Lyrics:
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
Jim Croce's, "You Don't Mess Around with Jim"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't spin into the wind
Original Lyrics:
You don't spit into the wind

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