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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You Could Be Mine that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Guns N' Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a penguin's seen that movie too. Owl!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I think we've seen that movie too. yeeeow!
Guns 'N' Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can get yourself a lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the biggest sofa, but it's more than I can stand.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
Guns 'N' Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands,
And you can take the bigger number, but it's more than I can stand.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
I thought it was about alimony for his first wife.
Guns 'N' Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fork it to call my lawyers with ridiculous demands
And you can take the bed and sofa 'cos it's ok, I can stand!
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget to call my lawyer with ridiculous demands
And you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand.
Guns N Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown a beard
Original Lyrics:
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown up yet
Guns N Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess it's been forever
and you haven't got them yet
Original Lyrics:
Five years is forever
and you haven't grown up yet
Guns 'N' Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your b**** slap grandpa.
Original Lyrics:
With your b**** slap rappin'.
Guns N' Roses', "You Could Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take the bed 'n' sofa cuz it's more than I can stand
Original Lyrics:
You can take the pitty so far cuz it's more than I can stand

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