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Someone dead resting on my knee.
Someone's head resting on my knee.
Wooden t**s aren't rubbery.
Wouldn't it be loverly?
From the stage version.
Lots of chocolate for me to eat, "Lots of cow making lots o (m)eat"
Lots of chocolate for me to eat Lots of Coal making lots of heat
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