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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Woodstock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I asked him tell me where are you going
Mr. Tobey?
Mr. Tobey?
Original Lyrics:
And I asked him tell me where are you going
This he told me.
This he told me.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I asked him tell me where are you going
He said, "No place."
He said, "No place."
Original Lyrics:
And I asked him tell me where are you going
This he told me.
This he told me.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes riding shotgun in the sky
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bomber death planes riding shotgun in the sky.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the farmer Des Plaines riding shotgun in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bombers and planes riding shotgun in the sky.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the father death flames
Riding shotgun in the sky.
Riding shotgun in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes
Riding shotgun in the sky.
Riding shotgun in the sky.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And life is perverted
Original Lyrics:
And life is for learning
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And this he sold me
Original Lyrics:
And this he told me
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time we got to Woodstock,
We were having the mistral.
We were having the mistral.
Original Lyrics:
By the time we got to Woodstock
We were half a million strong.
We were half a million strong.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have come to lose the smile.
Original Lyrics:
I have come to lose the smog.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my dreams I saw the bomber jet planes riding shotgun in the sky
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I saw the bombers and planes riding shotgun in the sky.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said, "I'm going down to Lester's Pond"
Original Lyrics:
Said, "I'm going down to Yasgur's Farm"
Nobody outside of America had heard of 'Yasgur's Farm' at the time.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are filled with a noble pardon.
Original Lyrics:
We are billion year old carbon.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are sawdust, we are golden,
we are billing year old cartons
we are billing year old cartons
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden,
we are billion year old carbon
we are billion year old carbon
Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are standards, we are goers
We are building granola bar den.
We are building granola bar den.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon.
We are billion year old carbon.
Joni Mitchell's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are stardust
We are going
And we're 'bout to s*** ourselves
After the fartin'.
We are going
And we're 'bout to s*** ourselves
After the fartin'.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust
We are golden
And we've got to get ourselves
Back to the garden.
We are golden
And we've got to get ourselves
Back to the garden.
Joni Mitchell's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are started up, we are growin'
And we've got to get our breasts like Dolly Parton's.
And we've got to get our breasts like Dolly Parton's.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are starters, we are builders
We are here and you know it's alright
But we've got to get ourselves back to the job.
We are here and you know it's alright
But we've got to get ourselves back to the job.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
We are caught in the devil's bargain
But we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
We are caught in the devil's bargain
But we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are starving, we are frozen
We are ill and broken-hearted
And we've got to get ourselves back to the darkness.
We are ill and broken-hearted
And we've got to get ourselves back to the darkness.
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
Joni Mitchell's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are tired, we are frozen
Original Lyrics:
We are stardust, we are golden
Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I am going down to yes this farm.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I am going down to Yasgur's farm.
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's, "Woodstock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I came upon a China dog.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I came upon a child of God.
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