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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for White And Nerdy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
...or do I like Bacall?
Original Lyrics:
...or do I like Picard?
As in Lauren Bacall.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma Liz at Minesweeper
Original Lyrics:
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even got a homepage for my doll
Original Lyrics:
Even got a homepage for my dog.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even got dirt on my underwear
Original Lyrics:
Got my name written on my underwear
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my name on my armor wear
Original Lyrics:
Got my name on my underwear
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half passed out, well I'm number one
Do f***in' calculus just for fun.
Do f***in' calculus just for fun.
Original Lyrics:
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun.
Do vector calculus just for fun.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I memorize Holy Grail really well
I can despite it right now
I can despite it right now
Original Lyrics:
I memorize Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now
I can recite it right now
Referring to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna ball with the gangsters
Original Lyrics:
I wanna bowl with the gangsters
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in a B club and G club
Original Lyrics:
I was in A/V club and glee club
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been browsin' and spectin'
X-Men comic geno, I collect 'em.
X-Men comic geno, I collect 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em.
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had it with Wikipedia.
Original Lyrics:
I edit Wikipedia.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Myspace pip-pop-poodly pink-out.
Original Lyrics:
My 'Myspace' page is all totally pimped out.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, er, Konami keyboard never leaves me bored.
Original Lyrics:
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
They see me roll on my Subway
Original Lyrics:
They see me roll on my Segway
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
They see me rollin' a foot long
Original Lyrics:
They see me mowin' my front lawn
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was "Do I like her or do I like Bacall?"
Original Lyrics:
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was "Do I like her or do I like a card?"
Original Lyrics:
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White and Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like her, or do I like the card?
Was do I like her, or do I like the card?
Original Lyrics:
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
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