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Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to rape you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to fight you.
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
Bbut you'd rather hold your grudge.
Bbut you'd rather hold your grudge.
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather eat your fudge.
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather eat your fudge.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather hold your grudge.
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather hold your grudge.
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
These black guys and these boozes
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
These black-eyed cherry spruces
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
Relient K's, "Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
these black guys gave me bruises
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
Relient K's, "Which To Bury; Us Or The Hatchet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold my crotch.
But you'd rather hold my crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
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