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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Where Have All The Cowboys Gone? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone, every way!
Original Lyrics:
Yippie-yi, yippie-yay!
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you take the coffee in the street?
Original Lyrics:
How do you take your coffee, my sweet?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will watch the dishes, while you go grab a beer.
Original Lyrics:
I will wash the dishes, while you go have a beer.
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the eye, every day.
Original Lyrics:
Yippie ei yippie yay
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a good one.
or
Say goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
Sad goodbye
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took shelter on the front porch
The bumble laden sun scorch
You like an ice cold lemonade?
Original Lyrics:
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandelion, suns scorching
Like a glass of cold lemonade.
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We five the six Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took the drove Tennesee
Your mayfriends at the farm
You joined them at the bar
And stood the single day of the week.
Original Lyrics:
We finally sold the Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took that job in Tennessee
You made friends at the farm
You joined them at the bar
Most every single day of the week.
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, don't cha say and eat me
And get back and watch the TV.
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you stay the evening?
Kick back and watch the TV.
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are my furry socks?
or
Where is my prairie song?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my prairie sun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my John McLaine?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne?
John McLaine is Bruce Willis' character from the Die Hard movies
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Johnny Lang?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my charming way?
Where is my very sun?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie sun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my fairy son?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my prairie sun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my furry sock?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my prarie song?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my furry socks?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my prairie sun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my furry sod?
or
Where is my parasol?
or
Where is my very soul?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my prairie sun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my furry son?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my prairie sun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my humble old man?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my jolly rain?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my novel romance?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my one romance?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my poor romance?
or
Where is my honorable man?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my prairie son?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my prairie sun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the Bobor man?
Where is his shiny car?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro man?
Where is his shiny gun?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why, no, where we might do the dress tonight?
Original Lyrics:
I am wearing my new dress tonight.
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will braise the turkey
If you pay all the bills
Original Lyrics:
I will raise the children
If you pay all the bills
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will raise the pilgrims
Original Lyrics:
I will raise the children
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will wash the dishes
While you go outta here
Original Lyrics:
I will wash the dishes
While you go have a beer
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are my jammies?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Charlie?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my honorable mention?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my journey?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my John Wayne?
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my other man?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro Man?

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