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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Whatever that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Oasis', "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before we get on the bus and cause no fuss
Rip off yourself, it's all coasting
Free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the music, oh wow
Rip off yourself, it's all coasting
Free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the music, oh wow
Original Lyrics:
Before we get on the bus and cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself, it don't cost much
Free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want
Get a grip on yourself, it don't cost much
Free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want
Godsmack's, "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to fantasize
You are like it all the time
I don't mind if you go blind
You get what you get
Until you're through with mine.
You are like it all the time
I don't mind if you go blind
You get what you get
Until you're through with mine.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to fantasize
You are my pet all the time
I don't mind if you go blind
You get what you get
Until you're through with my life.
You are my pet all the time
I don't mind if you go blind
You get what you get
Until you're through with my life.
Butthole Surfers', "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a dream last night
And it fit me in a hole.
And it fit me in a hole.
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream last night
And it fit my like a glove.
And it fit my like a glove.
Godsmack's, "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will for you
Better f*****' go away
I will be hairy
You better f****** go away.
Better f*****' go away
I will be hairy
You better f****** go away.
Original Lyrics:
I feel for you
Better f****** go away
I will behave
You better f****** go away.
Better f****** go away
I will behave
You better f****** go away.
Ideal's, "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll grab your t**s and boobs.
Original Lyrics:
I'll grab your hips and move.
Godsmack's, "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inter f***ing no way
or
In a f***ing doorway
or
In a f***ing doorway
Original Lyrics:
Better f***ing go away
En Vogue's, "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
In getting in my truck
Original Lyrics:
In giving you my trust
Godsmack's, "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll f**king go away
Original Lyrics:
Better f**king go away
Oasis', "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever you please
You can shoot the police if you want
You can shoot the police if you want
Original Lyrics:
Whatever you please
You can shoot the breeze if you want
You can shoot the breeze if you want
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