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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for West End Girls that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys are West End girls
The East End boys are West End girls
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Western time at the Dedham Mall
With eastern boys and western girls
or
A west end town, a dead end walt...
With eastern boys and western girls
or
A west end town, a dead end walt...
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Western town in Danubois
where Eastern boys meet Western girls.
where Eastern boys meet Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A west end town, Lieutenant Walt
East End boys, West End girls.
East End boys, West End girls.
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead end world
East End boys, West End girls.
East End boys, West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town in Denmark
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town in Tannenbaum
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town of dead-end walls,
of eastern boys and western girls
of eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead world,
the east end boys and west end girls
the east end boys and west end girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town, a denim world
Middle Eastern boys and western girls
Middle Eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead-end world
East End boys and West End girls
East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're waisting time in a dead end world
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, in a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bustin' down the Damn Walls
Eastern boys and western girls
Eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't Istanbul the temple
The eastern boys, west end girls.
The eastern boys, west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste tearing down the temple
Eastern boys, west end girls.
Eastern boys, west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eastern boys and western guys
Original Lyrics:
East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
From Lake Geneva to Newfoundland Station
Original Lyrics:
From Lake Geneva to the Finland Station
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, my future, and God, my past.
Original Lyrics:
We've got no future, we've got no past.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got a ticket?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
The hard or soft option?
(How much do you fear?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
The hard or soft option?
(How much do you fear?)
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got a ticket?
If sold, how often?
If sold, how often?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
If so, how often?
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got it together, if so, how often?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A heart or stock option?
(How much do you need?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A heart or stock option?
(How much do you need?)
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got together?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft potion?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft potion?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you gotten together, if so, how often?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it do you get it, if so, how often?
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
How hard can it be?
Original Lyrics:
How much do you need?
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Western Town, the damn world
Eastern Boys and Western Girls
Eastern Boys and Western Girls
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
I’m 46, and I’ve known this song since it came out in 1984. So I’ve been mishearing it for 36 years 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Westing Town, we damn well know
There's no Eastern boys in Western films.
There's no Eastern boys in Western films.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
The east end boys and west end girls.
The east end boys and west end girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, a telephone
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a denim world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, it's damn wild.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, the d*** world
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, the dead'll walk
East End boys and West End girls
East End boys and West End girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town in San Ann Juan
The Eastern boys 'n Western girls.
The Eastern boys 'n Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town of Danniwalt
The Estern boys and Western Girls.
The Estern boys and Western Girls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town with dead end walls
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town with denim walls
Live Eastern boys and Western girls.
Live Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town with denim walls
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town, in a denim world
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
East End boys and West End girls.
East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a message done to tell the world
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a denim world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a messy town, I'll tell the world
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a west end town a day unwound.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town in a dead end world.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
The east end boys are west end girls.
The east end boys are west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
The east end boys and west end girls.
The east end boys and west end girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a west ham town where denim's worn,
By eastern boys and western girls.
By eastern boys and western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Sometimes it's heard as "Where denim walks"
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town a tannenbaum
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town and a dead end world,
The East End boys and the West Elm gulls.
The East End boys and the West Elm gulls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town in a ghetto world
Eastern boys and west end girls.
Eastern boys and west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of Tannenbaum
The eastern boys and western girls
The eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of Telecom
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of dead and old....
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town a dead end world...
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of terror law
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a denim world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town the deh-dens whirl
With Eastern boys and Western girls.
With Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town the denim want.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town with dead end walls
An easter wind and western world.
An easter wind and western world.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, a Peloton
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, an Italian mall
the eastern boys and western girls.
the eastern boys and western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, it's terrible.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, the dead end walls
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead-end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In an East End Town with Denim Walls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End Town in a Dead End World
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city and every nation
From link Chinese to the Fulham station.
From link Chinese to the Fulham station.
Original Lyrics:
In every city and every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to Phil's hand station.
From Lake Geneva to Phil's hand station.
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation.
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station
(What more can you get?)
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station
(What more can you get?)
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation
(How far have you been?)
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation
(How far have you been?)
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city of every nation
From Lake Geneva to the filling station
From Lake Geneva to the filling station
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the West End town of Denenwold,
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the West End town they didn't want
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town, a dead-end world
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Western Town of Delinwalt
With Eastern Boys and Western Girls.
With Eastern Boys and Western Girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town, a dead-end world
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Western town of dead dead wood
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the western town of Dannemois,
the eastern boys are western girls.
the eastern boys are western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Dannemois is a place in France.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking each a**es
Knocking down t**s in a restroom.
Knocking down t**s in a restroom.
Original Lyrics:
Kicking in chairs
And knocking down tables in a restaurant.
And knocking down tables in a restaurant.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we tear down the Berlin Wall
The eastern boys and western girls.
The eastern boys and western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a west-end town, a dead-end world
The east-end boys and west-end girls.
The east-end boys and west-end girls.
Editor's note: This song came out YEARS before the berlin wall was torn down.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running down underground to a diet bar in a West End town
Original Lyrics:
Running down underground to a dive bar in a West End town
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Western Boys are taking on
They're taking on the Western Girls
They're taking on the Western Girls
Original Lyrics:
West end town, a dead end world
There are east end boys and west end girls
There are east end boys and west end girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Western boys and Eastern girls
Original Lyrics:
The east-end boys and west-end girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best is down the boulevard
The East end boys and West end girls
The East end boys and West end girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town a dead end world
The East end boys and West end girls
The East end boys and West end girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The eastern boys are western girls
Original Lyrics:
The East End boys and West End girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The west end town of Tanenbaum
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The west tore down the berlin wall
Eastern Boys and western girls
Eastern Boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world.
East end Boys and West end girls
East end Boys and West end girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The western town of Denninwald
The East End boys and West End Girls.
The East End boys and West End Girls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasting time with denim walls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
West end town dead and wild
or
Westin tied and telephoned
or
Western town and deadend walls
or
West end town in Denmark...
or
West end town in Denmark...
Original Lyrics:
West end town, a dead end world..
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Western town in the damned world
There are Eastern boys and Western Girls
There are Eastern boys and Western Girls
Original Lyrics:
West end town, a dead end world
There are East end boys and West end girls
There are East end boys and West end girls
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westin girls
Original Lyrics:
West end girls
As in Westin Hotels & Resorts
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which do you choose
A hard dump presumption?
A hard dump presumption?
Original Lyrics:
Which do you choose
A hard or soft option?
A hard or soft option?
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you think you are, Joe's darling?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you think you are, Joe Stalin?
From the older, extended version.
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